Things I hate about Youtube

Google, stop ruining everything...

Okay, I think it was last year. But I know that I hate Google now, and will never use it again, since they bought YouTube and ruined it. And it's not just the site that sucks now, but also the damn community! Sheesh, just read.

Dumb nerds who think they're cool

I mean just watch that. Its some weird ugly guy in front of a camera, takes only 20 seconds to say I'm cool... for... I don't know what the hell he said, but to my understanding I think he said he's cool because he eats raisins. What? And then he just plays a crappy tune from the mid 90's and dances horribly. Then he gets close the camera playing rap music like an idiot, the proceeds to-well, eat the camera (Get really close and gets annoyingly sassy about his raisins). This video sums up about 75% of what is on YouTube today.

Weird Kids doing covers for songs

Yes, everyone knows this weird little kid with glasses, who prances around his bedroom thinking hes cool when he looks like a dork, and somehow became famous. His lip sinking is terribly off and.... I can't explain how crap it is.

Crap done by kids that has terrible acting and makes me want to punch my screen

What the hell is this... it is some cheap sound fx of some fat woman laughing, terrible narration saying hes a weird kid and then, my dear god, he just puts some high school dork in front of the camera who looks like a nerd... and he just hisses repeatedly. I can't really say how much I want to tie him up by his pony tail, hang him off my fan and use him as a punching bag.

This. Enough said.

Uh... I cant stand it.

Boring kids who blog about dumb stuff

This is just a fat ugly kid talking about why he likes Yankee Candles. Tell me, YouTube is supposed to be for entertainment, but every since Google trashed it these type of videos have been everywhere. I know I keep going on about kids, but this is just dumb and is pretty much what YouTube is coming to.

Kids who are about seven and think they're cool

The thumbnail gave me brain damage. This is just one of them videos, where somebody who has any talent leaves their camera out, their little brother gets it and this happens. It is just some weird seven year old with the music "Hands up" by Kesha repeated, replayed and disorintated, with some weird pictures of this kid pulling the weirdest of faces and trying on stupid clothes and stuff, and eventually you scream and flag the video. But, if this video gets deleted it's here, so watch it.

The new layout

This is for the user pages too. Yes, the new design makes me wanna puke. It looks terrible, and the new user layout makes it hard to find information about the user, forces them to make channel art for their banner and it is almost impossible to find their videos. But screw you YouTube, I am keeping the old layout for eternity!

Spam comments

"Hey get a new Ipod!" "Win £500!" You know what I mean. These dumb comments obviously are by spambots, and get the top comment because other spambots have thumbed it up. So, this means if you're watching a video and want to see if its good, all you'll see is some crap about winning five million euros.

Fix it, Google. Because me and half the internet would like to say a big...

GO TO HELL GOOGLE, YOU TRASHED YOUTUBE AND YOUR SEARCH ENGINE SUCKS!

Ever Wanted To Make A Webpage Do The Harlem Shake?

Do the Webpage Shake!

So you ever wanted to make any Webpage do The Harlem Shake? Or you probably have not the creative mind. But all the buttons (things you can click) on any webpage will now do The Harlem Shake thanks to this cool little site called: www.harlemify.com!!!

So basically you enter any website URL and then, when it's on that page, the clickable button which is nearest to the top left will start shaking left and right while Harlem Shake plays. Then, eventually, the whole screen's clickable buttons will start shaking in anyway and then cover the screen up when the song ends. This is so cool.

But, the downsides to this epic website is damn THREE things. The second one is actually kinda smart, so it's not that annoying the first few times you try it. But afterwards it just becomes annoying and you want to punch your computer so hard your fist goes through it.

First, it can't access any URL you have to be logged in on that site to view. For example, if you tried to Harlem Shake a user page on Facebook, Timeline or not, it wont work. If you try this it will only shake the login screen. So I guess it was trying to prevent tracking cookies, I dunno.

Second, you cant Harlem Shake harlemify.com itself, because if you do, an image like THIS pops up (Don't be afraid to look, it's not a scary one, I hate them so why would I be a jerk like that?):

Or... maybe this:

So basically these images are parodying Memes, and these aren't all of them. There is a goddamn TON of images laughing at you and making you look like a twit.

Third, if it's one of them crappy cheap sites with ridiclious names, You know, a tiny little square with links to random places, and at the top a completely unrelated wide picture (like if its about weight-loss it'll be a school classroom) it won't work, just play the song. 

But this is such a cool little website to play about on. So go check it out, and like I said it wont do them sites that suck or whatever. But how dare it if it does with Googlehammer and 1337.com!

But googlehammer... god I just cant talk about that. Anyway heres link again:
harlemify.com

Bully Scholarship: How to get shop owner to fight

Fat Nerd VS Jimmy... BEGIN!

I'm back to my general writing everyday. But I realized that since I finished Bully on Monday, I haven't wrote any Bully posts for a while. So here, guys, is how to make the clerk in Dragons Wing fight you without getting thrown out or anything.

First of all, you need to complete Chapter 1 to get access into Town, and then complete the Nerd Challenge to go behind the counter. Then grapple the Clerk, and just stand there until he pulls you off of him. Then he will chase you but no music will play. 

Go down to where the nerds are. You may be able to use them as shields to avoid a few punches. Don't harm him yourself, though. Eventually the nerds will have knocked him out.

Castle Crashers - PC Game Review

Im back! Now lets raid some Castles....

I am back guys! Sorry about being gone, I was HELLBENT on Homework and stuff. We also had to do Sats. But anyway, time to review an awesome, hack and slash, 4-players Indie game called Castle Crashers. You can buy it on Steam for £9.99, but don't be fooled, even though its cheap dosen't mean its no good.

So basically apart from being cool, its also funny. Theres minigames that everyone knows, like PVP (Player vs Player), but then theres some creative ones like "All you can quaff" where your knight races the others to stuff his face with food. This is fun, and very creative!

Aside from minigames, it gives you the control over the game by letting you attach a controler. This is a GOOD thing. Ever played a game where you feel theres no control over your character? Well, Castle Crashers got it right. So basically the story is your knight (or knights) are partying, when a guard drops dead down the stairs. You and the grey knights (The Grey ones will help, but sometimes you will have to save them) go to see what the problem is, and find that Barbarians have gained entrance to the castle! But then the Evil Wizard steals some sort of giant crystal from the king, and he sends you to fight them.

Its pretty easy when you have more than one player, but with only one it can be challenging. I think you can pick up other AI knights later through the game, but that isn't for a while. The first boss, though, is hard as hell! First its this trojan horse ramming you over and over with metorites striking the ground, and barbarian soldiers coming after you! Trust me, if you pass the Trojan Horse part on Singleplayer, you don't have a chance when the huge troll appears. My advice? Multiplayer.

Castle Crashers is good, just if you don't pick multiplayer you are screwed. If you only have the Demo, and can't play multiplayer, pick the Red Knight and hope you'll win. Thats your only chance, because the Red Knight has a mace.

Like every good game, Castle Crashers has Bosses. Some hard, some easy, but my favorite is the Necromancer Boss. Its cool, well thought of and damn fun to play. Also, he flies around with wings and one hell of a sword reviving enimies, so it has its challenging side as well. At the end you destroy his Crystal or whatever, then you win. But once again, this is only possible to win in Multiplayer or if your lucky with the Red Knight. This is a good Boss, and makes you feel that when you die its YOUR fault, not the games.

Castle Crashers is a good game, just very hard. My three parts of advice are Play Multiplayer, pick the Red Knight, and use the Controller Extension. So that ends the Review, if you don't have Castle Crashers, GO BUY IT. NOW.

You still here? Go, buy it! Its cheap!

Justin Beiber is a moron

And I have proof!

Oh for god sake, hold back the freaking stupid fandom comments. Yes, you may like him but hey, get lost if you do! And now haters like me can say it with proof. Go on youtube and just search - theres thousands of videos of him being a moron.

First of all he threatened a camera man. Yes, he did. So he was in a rush getting out of the studio and went past the paparazzi, fair enough. But then when a cameraman got the TINIEST bit annoyed at him he jumped out of his snobby van and went hulk on him. Camera man, just beat the crap out of him.

Second he left his freaking fans waiting 2 hours. Yes, I'm no fan but its dumb to do that. Most fans cried, booed, and screamed because they had to go home. Also this is what happened:  He awoke late, played video games and when asked to attend freaking low fame got to his fat head and he threw a tantrum saying it was his concert and he would show up when he liked. Yeah I'm no music artist myself, but if I was I wouldn't do that.

Third, isn't this bag of crap a supposed, "role model" for kids? And he was arrested for smoking drugs? Which lead fans to self harm? And suicide? Yeah, great role model. Lets teach kids to do drugs and smoke! YEAH! So inspirational! My god... 

Fourth, he slapped a fan. Yes, and he was arrested again for THAT. Okay, so this guy is classified as a great role model who smokes, does drugs, abuses fans and gets arrested? Yeah... I can't even comment on that stupidity. And the fan was seven. All she did was ask for an autograph. My god hes a faggot.

Fifth he throws tantrums. Yes, hes 17 and throws 7 year old tantrums. So its safe to say hes a man child. He threw things about once because he couldn't record that minute. And hes such a git. Really, why do fans like a now proven drug addict, smoking abusing tantrum throwing moron? Hmm... the worlds sense fascinates me.

Sixth, this guy is full of himself. He also lets fame go to his head. He once yelled at somebody saying hes famous, popular and he'd like to see them do better. Well Justin, welcome to the 21st Century. Where people aren't judged by what they can do. Faggot.

Seventh, he is horrible! Once he was driving and a little girl was in front of his car, and he got out, yelled at her, smashed her lolipop and tore her notebook. And she cried. He got let off, and the mother who slapped him got arrested and fined! The world.... what is it coming to?

Eighth, he fakes emotions for praise. Okay, so everybody has seen that water bottle video. He over acted and put on fake tears... next day, stupid people give "awwws" and "poor yous" on his facebook and twitter. What the hell?

Okay, so now the worlds famous idol is a smoking, drug taking, disappointing hot-headed man child weirdo?

I met a famous Minecrafter - KermitPlaysMC

You may not Know him, but...

Kermit was on one of Skydoesminecraft's episodes, so you may recognize him. He helped us build an epic place on Eternal Cracked the server, and I know most of you wont believe me. But! I have multiple Pictures, aha!

We also built a bunch of stuff on the plot so heres some pictures of that:

And here are the people that built with me:

  

Okay guys, It was really fun playing with this guy. He had a good sense of Humor, is nice, let us build anything and answered all our questions. So I highly reccomend checking out his Youtube channel. 

Why to NEVER Kill Chickens In Skyrim

Fus Ro Dah!

The Elder Scrolls Series is an epic and memorable series of games, but the latest one in the series, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, is amazing. Yet, there are some things you can do that can screw you over. So, one of them is killing a chicken. Heres some reasons why NOT to kill a chicken.

1) Oh, Riverwood...

Is... barbaric. Is... unforgiving. Is... like Spartans  You screw up one with these people and there wanting you dead on a cross then frozen by a spell, cursed forever. Seriously though, in that town, considering it is the town of your friend who helped you escape your beheading it would be civil like him. No, its a basic beginners trap! Because in that town Chickens are a sacred animal if you dare to just touch one, you have:

• A crazy fat farmer with a pitchfork
• If its late in the game, Whiterun Gaurds
• A farmers wife with a dagger
• Some other crazed Farmers and even a glitch where CHILDREN come after you

All coming after you, so much that either you'll be chased out of Riverwood by them or have to restart the game because you have crappy weapons and to the nearest city theres too many bandits.

2) Noobs are adventurous

In Skyrim, don't lie, you were a noob once. An adventurous noob worthy of only failure, and believed Skyrim was easy. You have seen videos of it, and such, and are ready to fight anyone, so you kill a chicken, somehow avoid bandits and theives, get to Whiterun and then say to fight you rather than go to jail. So then everybody hates you. I actually had to restart the game because Whiterun Gaurds are ambushing you. God, life is hard in Skyrim.

3) Crazy Chicken Preacher

You know at Whiterun where theres a guy who is yelling about things like a maniac in the fountain place near the Jarl's castle? Yeah. The one in the robe who is a lunatic. Him. If you kill a chicken he will always say the Gods have forsaken us all and the world is doomed over that chicken, and annoy you so much you kill him. That really, really is what happened to me.

4) The Chicken Breast Sucks

Seriously, you think you'll get anything out of the raw chicken? No. It doesn't refill much stamina and is useless. Plus, for just Chicken Breast it's one heavy lump of chicken. And no, you can't cook it like anything. Also it just reminds you of shame inside of your chest in your home.

5) Every Gaurd is out to get you

Yes. You can't escape the Gaurds faithful words: "Wait, I know you" until you're a thane. And even then sometimes they want to catch you. Either die, go in Jail or be fined, they will punish you and ruin your good experience in Skyrim. Seriously though, just say

"I don't have time for this; do you?"

And I was surprised that worked.

Bully Scholarship Q&A

Questions, questions...

Bully is, well, a confusing game. It has a nerd on a huge automatic spud guns shooting at you when you only have a puny slingshot trying to destroy a transformer! Yet, I passed that mission... Okay! I cheated! I admit, but if it's that hard and he still shoots you when your knocked out, wouldn't you? Anyway, here's some Q&A for Bully.

How do I get the Pirate Hat?

Finish Chapter 1 and go into town. Then find the beach near the lighthouse and swim in the sea there until you find a sandy island with trees and large rocks. Then you will find a Pirate near the back, and if you beat him in a fight you will obtain the Pirate Hat,

How do I beat Russell in Chapter one?

Use your chemistry set. Make a bunch of itching powder, stink bombs and firecrackers, aswell as optional eggs. This will be a huge advantage against him, so them and your slingshot are easy. Just run around away from him, throw firecrackers and stuff, shoot him with your slingshot and eventually you'll win.

How do I do a Prep Boxing Challenge?

It has to be after Chapter 2 and before the first mission of Chapter 5. After 7pm, if you go into the Boxing Place where the Preps are there will be an option next to the ring to start a Boxing Challenge. If you win you get $20.00!

How do I get the glitch where a girl is in The Boys Dorm?

It has to be winter and just after the mission, Christmas is Here. Then if you wait in The Boys Dorm eventually a girl will walk in. ARGH! GIRL! KILL IT!

How do I get Bif Taylor and Mis.Danvers to fight?

You have to Provoke Bif to chase you into the Head Masters office, but before you go in there make sure your trouble meter is empty. If he throws a punch, Mis.Danvers will try and grapple him, but he will refuse and this will infinite for a while. This works because Mis.Danvers has a different way of busting you by grappling you then busting you by holding your ear, but Bif Taylor is programmed so only Prefects can grapple him, not all Authority. It only lets Police and Prefects grapple him out of Authority.

How do I make people shuffle along?

Go into The Boys Dorm and into your room, then look out the door. Just when somebody appears, quickly throw something to provoke them to attack, and then the music will play for that clique attacking with the person shuffling along! Its like there dancing to Every Bullworth Day I'm shufflin!

How did you cheat at Stronghold Assault?

Well, it's easy to get past the Nerds before the Spud Cannon, just knock them out... no strategy for that. Then when you get to Earnest, go to the first Pillar you can hide behind on the right. Then stand back a bit. You can then shoot the Transformer in aiming mode but Earnest can't shoot you!

How can I make non-clique people fight me without running away?

Complete the first mission of Chapter 5, then everybody hates you. These non-clique people are mostly found inside the Boys Dorm, so go in there and greet them. They will then insult/shove/harass you, then if you punch them they will fight. This can also make little kids fight you rarely, and mostly it doesn't work, but by greeting them and then when a little kid yells at you walk back and insult them. They will walk over and shove you, then if you shove them and they don't flee, they will go into fighting mode and fight you.

 

 

Mari0 - Mario from 1985 with Portal Guns!

NES 1985 Mario Bros + Portal = Awesome!

So, the classical NES game, Super Mario Bros, was epic. And it was actually half decent and fun, so for an NES game this was the bomb. Anyway, stabyourself.com downloaded a flash version of Super Mario Bros from the 80's, and added Portal guns naming it Mari0. Mari0, not Mario. Imagine getting revenge on goombas on that famous 1-1 World level - with portals. It was amazing!

So once you download it with Win-RAR or whatever file opener you use, load it up - and you can do any level listed, even download some from online! So the ton there are Some DLS levels and the other ones being that first world of Mario, and a Portal map made by the creator. Isn't it amusing running around in Mario version portal with a portal gun, portal map, and portal blocks! So the 1-1 world is just like in the game but with a portal gun, and the Portal map is a bunch of test chambers like in Portal.

You can also play up to 4 players. Next thing is level editor, which is fun because of all the features it has like go down pipes, use Lazers, outsmart hammer bros with portals, create your own Mario portal maps, it goes on and on the list. Even wire Wi-Fi sort of stuff to make buttons activate things of your choice, which is epic because you wouldn't expect that.

Also you can, as I found out, even title and describe your levels, then if you know how publish them online and let people download them! Pretty cool, isn't it? So the DLS levels are I think, um, community made levels? No idea. But you can play them for yourself. So that's cool. I'll provide a download link at the end of this post.

Okay, you may not expect much from Mari0 because the download site looks basic and because it's free you think it might not have any fun in playing it, but that is just a lie. Mari0 is fun and creative, and I like how somebody actually downloaded the original game, added levels and portal stuff, then bam! Made it PC version. I'm thinking...

Possibly this could have a story to it, like a video game, and be sold as a game for Wii, DS, PS3 and Xbox 360 and Xbox Live? 

DOWNLOAD LINK - WINRAR RECOMMENDED: http://stabyourself.net/mari0/

MY OTHER (New!) BLOG: http://thenerdlabs.blogspot.co.uk/

Picture of Portal Level:

Picture of other one:

Top 5 Maps for Minecraft

Sheesh, I need to stop with so much Bully posts...

Okay, I am not going to write about Bully Scholarship Edition so much, unless you want me to, if so say in the comments. But besides all of them Bully posts, I want to write about another one of my favourite games, Minecraft. Yes, a little Sandbox game by a Swedish Game Company, Mojang. So, here are the top 5 maps for Minecraft!

5) Skyblock

Who can ever forget this classic Survival Map? It has over 40,000,000 downloads! It may look like nothing, but if you have a creative Minecraft mind then it's everything. One tree is classic, but this was one of the first few maps with the tools to create a cobblestone Generator. Such simple ideas are amazing for maps, and this proves maps don't need to be complicated to be fun! To show you how creative you can be with Skyblock  here is a picture of somebody else on their Skyblock Island:

4) Zombie Apocalypse

Hypixel... well, what can you say? He is a Minecraft Map Making Legend. He has 31 maps, each made with care and effort. But this one, his second newest, is epic. Who doesn't love running around a Hypixel made city and killing Ghasts, Spiders, Zombies and other things? And Hypixel doesn't just spawn zombies, he even puts effort into THAT, giving them weapons and armour. Amazing!

3) Pile Of Bodies

Sethbling is an amazing redstoner, but also an equally good map maker. Who thought he could make a map out of, literally, a pile of bodies? And to be creative he added things inside certain peoples heads! In Caveman Films there's a cave with a club inside a chest (enchanted bone), in Sethbling there's the pointless machine, inside Dinnerbones a tiny Dinnerbones zombie NPC, it is just so well done and fun. 

2) Minerim

Skyrim, Minecraft, who cares which is better? Now there is an actually decent map for it in Minecraft! It is just like Skyrim - Quests, hire people, guards, banks, fighting, potions, it is amazing. Just like Skyrim aswell, and I love the name - Minerim. How creative? I mean, Skycraft sounds cool, but that sounds like Skyblock stuff. 

1) Herobrine's Mansion

Hypixel again, taking the no.1 spot. Now, there are tons and tons of good maps I could chose, like Survival Island or anything like that, but this one is great. I cant choose Wrath of The Fallen, because that ones too similar and Herobrine's Mansion has way better Boss Battles. The Scenery, quests, and other features makes this a great map. And, what can you expect from a great mapmaker like Hypixel? 

Answer: Great maps.

Duh.