I did the best, now the rest...
So I did the best of 1990-2013, now the worst. These aren't meant to flip anyone off, so before you go ballistic in the comments respect my opinion. This Ten is NOT bad and one is worst like last time, so lets see and begin the countdown!
10) Facade
As if a cheap simulator wasn't enough, here comes FACADE! Yes, the crappy excuse of a first person simulator where you can steal things, be thrown out for saying things like Melon and easily crash it by answering the phone. One time, the game crashed on me with Trip (male) fingering his wife with a smug face! Then the AI also freezes, not only is it crap, but it took 5 years to make. Really?
And the RIDICULOUS time it takes to download is 1 hour, 40 minutes!
9) Duke Nukem Forever
Even the title is ignorant! Duke Nukem forever? Every snapshot Duke Duke Duke? Because who doesn't love controlling a witty blond douche bag who smokes all day and tries to save the Earth from aliens? Everybody! The trailer may make it look promising, but don't be fooled. Duke's full of himself. The scripting is also unfunny. Just the quote: Look at my a**... no, seriously do it! How is that funny? And to prove he's a douche, look at this:
Oh yeah, kids, be a steroid crazed gun-wielding maniac and you get all the girls! And this:
Okay, why the hell is Alex from Half Life in this? Is she cheating Gordon? YEAH STEROID ENCOURAGEMENT What the hell? And don't get me started on the one saying hail to your king...
8) Half Life: Blue Shift
This game... it came in the 2000's and Half Life 2 was in 1998... my god, it sucks, and you''d except since Half Life 2 was epic, a great game! The graphics are crap, and mostly I don't judge games by graphics, except this one's graphics are a joke to Half Life fans! But this is a joke. The voice recording sounds like Barney is a Windows 95 computer starting up and the enemies are just horrid - The zombies look like Freddy Kruger without his hat! And the characters all had their level of dumbness - Barney couldn't say open fire before he was shot, Otis is a fat policeman which doesn't belong in Half Life, and Scientists look like they're hailing/dancing to threats and not running! Oh and heavy human Grunts - the way they run is just - look for yourself.
7) Revenge of the Sunfish
I don't even know what to say to this. Basically, it's a crappy random game where you flirt with your keyboard, pick cute animals or get a scary face and other. It's like they went on MS Paint and drew some crappy stuff then stuck it in a power point... which they probably did! You touch a plant and get transported to being a popup destroying a stupid face! I am just speechless... download it and you'll see.
6) ET for the NES
Oh boy. So you're about 7 - and your playing this when you fall in a hole. What the hell were they thinking for this? You collect - well what looks like livers or drugs to make a telephone to phone home (pun in game) but one problem - you fall in holes that you can't get out for a glitch, Dr's chase you and pick you up then carry you to a temple - doing NOTHING to you and when FBI and Eliot run in to you they - die?
5) Roblox
ITS FREE... not. BE ANYTHING.... that you can afford. This is the weakest attempt at a 3D Sandbox mmo I have seen. The Admins ban for saying hi, BC discriminates NBC users for not having it, guest players are tortured, it costs for everything when the trailer says it's free but its not unless you want your robloxian to suck... and the Adds are just babyish.
My god this is one pile of crap.
4) Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest
First Castelvania was epic... die skeleton! But the second one.... crap. You are trying to clear a boss when the note comes up "WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE" and you have to start at town. That sucks. And this is farming, because when you are cursed or you die you lose hearts, which you use to buy things to advance, so you gotta grind more skeletons! And the items are useless, the whip has more effect than all of them together.
3) LSD Dream Emulator
This game is weird. It's based on dreams from the designer, and if it's Japan we all know what's going to happen here, which is a real freak. From walking around giant feet to chasing a turd, you never know when behind you there's a head with arms. ARGH. Sheesh, LSD!
2) Bubsy 3D
This game is a pile of crap. Bubsy is like Duke Nukem and won't shut up. He throws it in your face constantly the games a freaking plat former saying WUT WUD A PWATFORMER BE WIFOWT PWATFORMZ every 2 seconds! He also says things like: Woah and Argh when he jumps and death he sounds like a moaning 5 year old raiging at ghosts and Goblins.
1) Call Of Duty
This ruined gaming forever. You always die at the end of each game and they're each disturbing in they're own way, like watching the last few seconds of a marine before they die of radiation and being burned. The game is also damn well too easy and witty lines are everywhere, so did a five year old write the script? The game sucks, the script sucks, the story sucks, and all it is is shoot shoot shoot. Most cut scenes don't do anything but be witty and swear, so this is the worst game every.
Screw you, Mordern Warfare, Black Ops, and Definatley Mordern warfare 4.
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