Pewds TheSecond shouldn't be on YouTube.

Sorry for that blury image, but that's his profile picture.

So theres this scumbag on YouTube who is going around, doing barely any videos and hating on actually good youtubers because guess what, he's another seven year old who can't take criticizm without setting off WW3 between him vs ImGeekins fans (I'll explain why.) Normally I would say I'm sorry for being gone, blah blah but screw that, lets dive into hating this guy.

So you are wondering why he hates ImGeekins? Well forget I'm his 100th subscriber, but ImGeekins dosen't lie, and is right in saying this kid (Trust me, hes a kid, watch his latest video.) can't make a good YouTube channel out of copying a good and loved youtuber, Pewdiepie. But then, because hes's seven he made a video about ImGeekins.

But before I describe and outwit this idiot with logic, lets just discuss the video name. "ImGeekins suck it" Um... suck what? He has nothing to suck considering you have two subscribers and he has one hundred of them, each travelling to your videos to troll. So my friend, you can suck it. Which is why ImGeekins owned him with a response:

 

Forget the thumbnail because I'm sorry, thats how Pewds TheSecond looks I am afraid. And ImGeekins dosen't get paid so he has to choose some thumbnail. Yeah this is only a remix, but it's better than Pewds TheSecond's video -

As much as this unapealing image of PewdsTheSecond is, and would fit perfectly in a screamer video, I'm sorry but this is the actual video. Let the games begin as I start to outwit this absoloute, pompous indecent moron. The reason I'm not raging here is because, be mature, who would rant over some idiot who you've probably never heard of and will go down more hated than pspboy.

1) He says he can make good quality videos. Pfft, say that this this video of his that he recorded with a potato -

And where the hell is he, the Yogscast's hangout? His Robloxian looks like a drug dealer... terrible and unstylish. The classic Roblox noob looks better with glasses and ribbons.

2) He implys he can do anything. Oh shut up, it's a free country and all, but really, can anyone? Yes, but they pay the results of their actions. It's not ImGeekins fault you suck. You can't deal drugs, who the hell would get you them? You won't get yourself famous on YouTube, because - damn do I need to explain?

Also, see his recent history feed. Hating on every single damn video he gets his grubby hands on, and not taking any criticizm without being overly offended. I can take criticizm. And he also says he hates ImGeekins username, where I just say (sorry if you get offended)...

 

I thought doing it with video would just make it more easy to laugh at how pathetic this kid is. And I can take criticizm for my name, I don't care, here goes: I'm a nerd, I'm a lowlife and I don't have friends. These statments are entirley false but I'm trying to prove my point. Next thing about this kid is he says he makes good videos but dosen't upload them...

His argument is invalid.

Youtube is for uploading the content you make, not bragging about it. And hating others, going on and on whining is just dumb. Pewds TheSecond, I think I have had enough of you. Leave YouTube, and play something like Black Ops, the home of screaming seven year olds. Until then I will let Casey deal with you.

Simcity - PC Game Review

Lets build a city... a mad city.

Simcity came out a few months ago, and lets just say its as if Facebook got their city game and spent a million pounds/dollars on it. Seriously, this game, I just cannot describe how awesome it really, REALLY is. So let us review!

First of all, you choose where you want to build your city. Ignore the name as you can change that once you have built a Town Hall. But try and keep it away from other peoples cities, as you don't know if theres a ton of crime there that might invade your city.

Then, you can build whatever! Of course, you need some sort of exit and entrance to your city if you want anyone living there at all. You need to build roads and make the land inside them residental if you want houses there, or you can make it for shops, or schools or whatever.

You will need five essential things if you don't want your city going to crap. Police Station, Fire Station, Water, Power Station and Garbage Dump with an extension on so they can burn the garbage. Your town in real life may not have them, but your city (Durham, New York, etc) will.

Theres also crime you need to tend to. It gives a realistic feel that you do, but theres a downside as crime can arrive from other cities. Which ANNOYS ME SO MUCH! So build about three Police Stations to start with, but keep about one or two if theres low crime. Also, build The Maxis Manor if crime is over running your city, it will help you a ton. But whatever you do, never build a V-Tower, as it will increase crime 75%.

Theres also fires, which can be dealt with. Just build a bunch of Fire Stations and if theres a place where fires are common, feel free to bulldoze a few houses to build a Fire Station, it will really help. I mean, the moral doesn't go down if you bulldoze houses.

Oh, and the morale. I feel it's very realistic, but lacks to take away happiness. No, I'm not a killjoy, but it won't go down if theres a fire, somebody is murdered or robbed, etc. But it will go down for things like higher tax, and each house is happier than another. Some people, however, are so miserable they'll abandon their homes!

Also, theres Natural Disasters that occur. Meteor Strikes, Tornadoes, etc. These are unpredictable and can destroy anything. Best rebuild them destroyed buildings if this happens, as theres no way to know if they're coming or protect your City.

So yeah, Simcity is a really good game. Go buy it, you shan't regret, as most top blogs about games are rating it 9.5 out of ten! What do I rate it, all you ask? A bit fat, sloppy juicy ten out of ten. It really is amazing and should be on Steam already!

Top 8 Music Tracks From Video Games

Who says Video Game music has to suck?

Jesus, I forget to blog. And don't find the time sometimes, but I will keep blogging! Anyway, Video Games mostly have the best music ever. Why? Because they set the scene in the time they're being played, so they can be epic, dramatic or just plain cool. So here are my top eight. These are not in order from good to epic, just my favorites at random.

1) Skyrim - Menu Theme

Yeah, Skyrim! But this music is amazing. It just makes you feel like you want to play Skyrim and sets you into the fantasy scene. And when it gets to the chorus, you will be humming it like mad. Its so cool fans even make 8-bit and rock remixes!

2) Doom Theme - SNES

Doom's theme is just so... cool. I'm talking about the SNES version, idiot, not the Genesis because the Genesis version really just plain sucks. Sucks more than Justin Beiber! (Crazy fans, calm down and read my rant on him, it explains everything.)

3) Ghosts and Goblins - First Stage Theme

Hard as this beast of a game it is, it was made by no other than Capcom, which means great music and even though hard, good gameplay. But the music for this game, just like the gameplay is, is intense.

4) Bully Scholarship - Final Showdown

If you read my blog regularly, you know I am a mad Bully Scholarship Edition addict so I couldn't leave out a track from it. Yeah, I wont just slap something in because I like the game,but this music was perfect for fighting Gary.

5) Bully Scolarship - Showdown At The Plant

Yet ANOTHER Bully soundtrack. Because Bully is home to great music I remembered this one, when you're fighting Edgar, The Townies leader. I mean, this music is great for fighting a crazy guy with a huge lead pipe over radioactive goo.

6) Castle Crashers - Necromancer Theme

RealFaction makes amazing music for games. But this is his best work, its intense, cool and just addictive. Strangley, the poor makers RealFaction and PeircingLazor don't get any fame, so sub to them and show they deserve it!

7) Halo 2 - Main Theme

Back in the early days, when there were no Xbox 360's and only the First Original Xbox, just simply titled: Xbox, Halo 2 was all the rage. It was the amazing sequal to the FPS action Sci-Fi game, Halo, and the music was amazing!

8) Assasians Creed 3 - Main Theme

Assasian creed this, Assasian creed that. Heck, this game has tons of itself in a series and tons of fans, but atleast it got Tomahawks! Anyway, theme theme song for the third one is nuts. And I mean that in a good way.

Team Awesome - Android App Review

Good Game, or is it?

So, yeah, haven't been writing in a while because I nearly have got to The Necromancer Boss on Castle Crashers, and we all know how epic THAT is. So anyway, I was messing around on my tablet when I remembred my blog, and since this app has been voted the best free app by The Daily Mail I am going to review it.

So the story is these two guys were in a bathroom when a giant crystal fell on one, giving him evil powers while the other one fell down the toilet, also giving him evil powers. Yeah, sounds childish, but it is a Kids App. We all know how annoying kids are.

So then the game starts, and apparently you are this superhero named... ? The game dosen't tell you, no backstory on this guy. But since kids are dumb then you can expect they think kids are just gonna go like "Duh Huh, superheroes! Wow!" Anyway, you have to destroy some robots and collect coins, and crystals.

But you know the crystals? Three things. First, if you don't collect them a meter ticks down, and when empty you randomly blow up. No story to this. Secondly, if your colour blind and think red is blue and blue is red, you are instantly screwed. If you don't look carefully, you run into a red one which drains your health!

Lastly, the name bugs me. "Awesomeranium Crystals." What, is that where they mine the ingredients for meth? Anyway, they seriously stick that word awesome in everything. The title, powerups, narration, mission breifing, everything!

And speaking of that... the narration makes me want to brake the screen. It literally dosen't have one quote which dosen't have the word "awesome" in it. This annoys the living crap out of me, and here is some of the quotes. Also, some of them don't even make sense.

• I like mine with a dose of awesome!
• Awesome!
• That was half Awesome!
• Not good, but awesome!

Sounds nice to be complimented, but eventually it will make you rip your hair off. How would you like it, playing a game and the narration wouldn't shut up? It even just says that at random in the middle of the game to put you off. Yes kids, this is one of them apps that think people under eighteen say "Rad, cool, awesome, Radical, nice, werd up, etc." And just because you name a game with the word awesome in it dosen't mean you can infuriate me by saying it 24/7!!!

Atleast you get to knock over mr.fullofhimself when hes posing at the end of each level. And you get one coin for everytime you do, so what is this, some way to control peoples anger as the makers are not responsible for cracked, punched screens?

And the bosses...  man the suck. All of them are the same as the last - dodge their crystals, grab an Awesomeranium Crystal, then jump to attack. It never changes. The boss attack patterns are boring and will make  you go to sleep after two minutes. Yeah, Castle Crasher's bosses were with repeated attack patterns, but atleast they were un-predictable! This game, you can predict it right after the second damn boss!

And the lines the bosses say... man they make me mad. They are even more annoying than the narration, that is saying something. They always teach a stupid moral to kids, like "Brush after every meal!" and, "Flossing time!" Which proves the developers think kids are iresponsible.

Okay... finally, the enemies. Not strategies for fighting these, just run into them... boring as hell, right? There, I am done. No wonder it's free, it sucks! Now, there are the rare speicies of Clever-mon-kidatum (The Latin scientific word for smart kids), like me, and if your one of them I salute you.

But then theres the chubby dumbos who smoke Heroine all day, around a demonic Pillagrim playing this crap. If you are one of them, enjoy your sentence in hell.